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Depression - 1 Cold shower- 0

One more time.

This is what I've been up to.

My boy Bron Bron.

I love Lebron James. I really do. Not necessarily because he's the best basketball player on the planet, but because he seems like a quality human being (and he knows how to wear a goddamn suit!). I spend so much time bitching about how ignorant and delusional people act that I truly find it surprising that a guy that has everything in the world still seems like a guy that would be fun to hang out with. It really shouldn't be hard to be a cool guy when you have millions of dollars but that is often not the case. (Tiger Woods is a very sad man). The selfish side of me wants him to come to the Bulls, the romantic in me wants to see him stay in Cleveland, the bitter side of me wants the New York Knicks and the Miami Heat to go under. He won't win in New York and the Miami Heat are going to wish they could keep up with this year's Bulls. No matter what happens tomorrow one thing will stay the same...

Joakim Noah is the fucking man.

Alrighty then.

The fact that Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor play a gay couple is the most normal thing about this movie. This movie simply sucks. 100% terrible. While trying to decide which of the 400 plots and themes the movie should take on, the beginning is a pure challenge to anyone who can bare getting through all of the stupid jokes and ridiculousness. I had never heard of it and just recently found out that it hasn't been released in America yet. Let's hope that this thing is only released on DVD to the friends and family of the people who helped make it because honestly, the only other people who should be subjected to this torture are the people selling them in China.

My Life.

Grey's Anatomy

Don't know anything about the show (I still get it confused with Scrubs) but I have read about 50 facebook updates saying that the finale was "heart-wrenching" and "unbelievable." People have also said things like, "The Grey's finale makes me appreciate life even more."

Do yourself a favor, if Grey's Anatomy is the foundation in which your appreciation for life is built on, take a wrench and plunge it into your heart and end your miserable and pathetic existence. Seriously. Fuckin' unbelievable.

Turn Your World Upside Down.