My boy Bron Bron.

I love Lebron James. I really do. Not necessarily because he's the best basketball player on the planet, but because he seems like a quality human being (and he knows how to wear a goddamn suit!). I spend so much time bitching about how ignorant and delusional people act that I truly find it surprising that a guy that has everything in the world still seems like a guy that would be fun to hang out with. It really shouldn't be hard to be a cool guy when you have millions of dollars but that is often not the case. (Tiger Woods is a very sad man). The selfish side of me wants him to come to the Bulls, the romantic in me wants to see him stay in Cleveland, the bitter side of me wants the New York Knicks and the Miami Heat to go under. He won't win in New York and the Miami Heat are going to wish they could keep up with this year's Bulls. No matter what happens tomorrow one thing will stay the same...

Joakim Noah is the fucking man.

Alrighty then.

The fact that Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor play a gay couple is the most normal thing about this movie. This movie simply sucks. 100% terrible. While trying to decide which of the 400 plots and themes the movie should take on, the beginning is a pure challenge to anyone who can bare getting through all of the stupid jokes and ridiculousness. I had never heard of it and just recently found out that it hasn't been released in America yet. Let's hope that this thing is only released on DVD to the friends and family of the people who helped make it because honestly, the only other people who should be subjected to this torture are the people selling them in China.

My Life.

Grey's Anatomy

Don't know anything about the show (I still get it confused with Scrubs) but I have read about 50 facebook updates saying that the finale was "heart-wrenching" and "unbelievable." People have also said things like, "The Grey's finale makes me appreciate life even more."

Do yourself a favor, if Grey's Anatomy is the foundation in which your appreciation for life is built on, take a wrench and plunge it into your heart and end your miserable and pathetic existence. Seriously. Fuckin' unbelievable.

Turn Your World Upside Down.

A perfect holiday treat.

I watched this movie out of pure curiosity the other night. I really didn't know what to expect. I hadn't heard anything about it but I saw a shot of it a while back and remembered thinking, "What is going on here?" If I would have seen the above picture I might have avoided it altogether. If you can get through the first part (there are some very disturbing peter scenes) you will be heavily rewarded with some really cool ideas and all-around ridiculousness. So on this lonely Sunday night, get your weirdo on and take a peak.

Straight Clubbin' It.

I am not one for clubs. I just don't see myself fitting in with a bunch of pretty people lying to themselves and to each other. But yesterday I found myself in one and it wasn't really all that I expected. First of all it wasn't as crowded as I thought it would be. When I hear the word "club" I automatically assume there is nothing but shitloads of hair gel and cologne, but for the most part the people seemed to be alright...which means I hated them. (That's one of the upsides of hating everyone, you're never disappointed because you never have high expectations. Idiocy is inevitable.) The music was just the same as everything else you normally hear, Top 40 hits. The drinks weren't too expensive and there were some cute girls. So all in all, it just seemed like any other Going Out experience.

But there is one thing that really sort of shocked me.

I finally figured out where Asian people hang out. I meant to ask my buddy if there were normally that many Engineering majors at this particular club but I never got around to it. They were all bright pink, only talking to other slanty-eyed folks, and all secretly wishing they were white. It was really unbelievable. I had so many questions but I didn't feel like penetrating The Great Wall (they were huddled close) and asking. I guess those questions will go unanswered. So who would have thought, you can learn things at clubs!

What I really learned was this. Even when I'm totally hammered out of my mind, I still can't stand Asians.