Sunday, June 24, 2012

Screams from the haters got a nice Ring to it.


LeBron got a ring. After weeks of hate-watching the NBA playoffs since Derrick Rose went down, it has all come to an end with an outcome that will leave many of us angry and disappointed. But I’m not at all surprised. It was his time.

In a world of excess, glitz, illusory glamor, shortcuts, promoting yourself as a brand rather than a human being, and the want to constantly remind the world of just how goddamn special you are, it’s only fitting that the city of Miami and their basketball team are the “World” Champions of Basketball. What other team in the NBA would represent our time better than this above average mish mash of a team? We all sat, stared, and hoped that the thing we’ve been afraid of for two years now wouldn’t come true: LeBron James & The Miami Heat, Champions. It might have started with The Decision and then continued with the “…not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7…” but up until this point the real reasons we’ve rooted against them is because of our hope (and denial) that the great sport of basketball would not take the same inelegant path our American culture and society has taken. (It has.)

LeBron James is an undeniable talent. He’s built for the game of basketball. He works hard, constantly tries to improve, involves his teammates, stays out of the tabloid headlines, and he seems like a nice enough guy. He is the best basketball player in the world. So why do we cheer against him so often? The answer is simple: he’s not the Hero. In the 90’s, when Michael Jordan was dominating the globe with his game and his brand, there were only a handful of people who genuinely hated him. And they were all either playing or rooting for the Knicks so they don’t count (because they’re barely human). It was extremely difficult to really hate the guy, even when he was beating your team easily and mercilessly, because you had to appreciate his dominance, his confidence, and the beauty in which he elevated the game of basketball. Jordan was the hero, even when he was supposed to be the villain. When I talk to Knicks fans, which is very rarely (remember there is a language barrier, they’re barely human), they brag and boast about the moments when the Knicks were close to knocking off the Bulls (they remember history differently, they’re barely human), and then they pause and their eyes gloss over as if they are simultaneously remembering their child’s first steps and the death of a beloved dog. They remember, in awe. Hero.

When LeBron and his talents arrived in Miami, it seemed more childish than anything. Like the kid who complains to the gym teacher endlessly so he can get switched to the other team that his friend is on. A shortcut, instead of braving the storm and manning up. And we judge this harshly because we place superhuman qualities onto superstars of the world. We want them to figure it out and fuck shit up. When LeBron put on his assassin face and chopped it up against the Celtics in Game 6, I watched in awe. Sighing at every made LeBron basket but also respecting the game. It was a thing of beauty. But where was the team in all of this? Making wide open 3’s from the corner or lying on their backs like hillbilly teenage girls. I’ve never once heard a team get applauded for their ability to draw a charge until the 2012 Miami Heat. Who is a fan of that style of basketball? Where is the beauty in it?

It is the Miami Heat’s time. Instead of building a team around fundamentals and passion, we will watch LeBron overpower everyone and everything while complaining for fouls. His teammates will stand around until they can draw a charge and they’ll all dance in the end. We’ll all sit and watch disgusted, knowing that this team and style of basketball has turned into a reflection of the American mentality. Bullshit, boring, and disgusting.

When we’re bouncing our grandkids on our laps in a few years from now, how will we describe this moment? Will time have eased the pain and will we give this team more credit than they deserve? Will we still be comparing LeBron James to Michael Jordan? Or will we just accept it for it was. A YMCA basketball team lead by the most dominant basketball player in the world and his bitter sidekick, oh yeah and the Avatar looking guy. Obviously, a lot of our future opinions depend on what LeBron does with the rest of his career. But we’ve undoubtedly already started shaping them. Whatever happens I will remain a fan of the game and of my Chicago Bulls. A team that is defined by hard work, team first, and most importantly, humility. That’s the world I aspire to live in. That’s the narrative I want to watch unfold and be a part of. I will continue to watch LeBron in awe but not in the same way I watched Jordan. LeBron is an awesome player. Jordan was a God. It didn’t matter if they were fans or opponents, he made us all feel like little kids again. And as kids, we see everything in a new way, a more beautiful way. Let’s hope Derrick Rose and the Chicago Bulls will bring us there. I want to feel like a kid again.

Beautiful.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Sigh.

Someone apparently threw some D's on this bitch.
Why the hell is this picture saved to my desktop? And why did it take me so long to notice?