IF you watch the Official Katy Perry "Fireworks" video, you will probably be more entertained. It might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. I especially like the part where the self-conscious fat girl sheds her fears, takes off her clothes, and jumps into the pool. It's perfect. After all, I'm just a fat girl getting ready to take off my clothes and show the world my gigantic disgusting stomach and my too-small thong. (Is any sized thong big enough?) Don't throw up. Just watch the Fireworks.
Katy Perry sure is magical.
Oh yea. Just in case you are about to get mugged, make sure you are ready to perform magic tricks at all time. Instead of getting your money, they'll get a free show!
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