Let's see what Dan Haines has for us this week.
1) What the hell is going on right now?!
2) Are we really doing the whole Goodfellas thing, Don?! Right Now?! - Boss Man/Don
3) You're going to Finish this test. No you cannot go to the bathroom!
4) Hey was it just me or was that waitress checking out my ass?!
5) GET UP AND GET THE LEMONADE!!!!!!!
Dan really hits his stride when he gets to #5. A true gem. What's your favorite?
Genuis I would say to all of them!
ReplyDeleteIn number 2 I meant RIGHT NOW!!!!!! -
ReplyDelete6. They really have been down sizing by laying everyoff!!!
ReplyDeleteeveryone*** off
ReplyDeleteHell yeah. Keep it going, Mr. Haines! #5 should win the New Yorker contest. #4 is a personal favorite.
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