Not playing at all.

Since I don't have a computer yet, I can't e-bitch as often as I'd like. So here are a few ideas to help you stay busy.

1) Watch the Bulls.

2) Play Pogs. (Then kill yourself.)

3) Go for a run because I hate when chubsters take up all my room. Why should I be inconvenienced by your laziness?

4) Get Crunk. Why don't people use that word anymore?

5) Slap people who say the word "Swag." Why do people always use this word?

6) Eat the rich.

I'll be back shortly.